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Ankhoon main arman dia kerte hain hum,Sab ki neend chura liya kerte hain hum,Ab se jab jab teri palkain jhapkain to samaj jana,tab tab tumhen yaad kerte hain hum!
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Mana kee yee waqt humme yaad kernee wala nahi,per be waqt hummeyaad ker liya keroo,Mana aap ke aas pass sari duniya hai,kahbi humari kami ka ehsaas b ker liya keroo.........
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App kee piyar ka jo b miyar hai,iss see kab jan-e-ja mujh ko inkaar hai.jiss tarha app chahain nazar ahoon main ,mugh ko her rang main azma lejiye.
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Chahoo too hum ko dil see nikal dena,Chahoo too bhula dena,Phir ek wada keroo ke jab b humrahi yaad roona nahi sirf muskara dena.
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kohi asa ho jo mari tanhaiyon main mara humsafer ho.Mari udasi main mari muskurahat ho.Main jo naazroon say hon door us ke,maray liye woh har pal baychain hoo.Mari ankhon main us ka piyar ho.Dil bhalay do ho per dharkan ek hoo.Suba sham woh chahee mugh ko.Mari chahhatoon ka bas woh mehwar hoo.
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Kujh te dunia dari rakh,Kujh te dosti yari rakh.call jee tenui mehngi lagdi sms he jari rakh,je message v aukha lagda te miss call hi mari rakh......!
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Ek ada ap ki dil churani ki,ek ada ap ki dil main buss jani ki, ek chehraap ka chand sa ek zid hamari chand ko panee ki I miss you!
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Salam ARZ Hai...................
Jawab Qarz Hai..................
Dena Farz Hai....................
Na Dena marz Hai..............Na kohi Garz Hai....................
Bus Itna Arz Hai.................
How Are You!
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Hay tare sath mari wafa,main nahi too kia.zinda rahee naam mara,main nahee to kia.kesa hai maray jiger am in murree and missing u,ru?
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Karay piyar lab per gila ho,ye kisi kisi ka naseeb hai.yee karam hai us ka jaffa nahi,woh judabi reh ke kareeb hain!
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Duriyoon ki na fiker kijiye,dil jab b pukaray bula leea jaye,hum door nahi apsay apni ankho ko palko see mila leya jaye!
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Kitni jaldi yee mulaqat guzar jati hai,Payas bhujti nahi barsat guzar jahti hai,Apni yadoon ko kah do kee yuoonna aya kerain,Neend ati nai kee raat guzar jaati hai !
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Aankhain piyaasi hain yar kee deedar ko,Rahain muntazir hain yaar ke kadam boosi ko!
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Sub see aasan kaam hai intazar kerwana,aursub see takleef dee kaam hota hai intazar kerna......only few moments ka sawal hai.........!
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Jab kohi khiyal dilse tucrata hai,Dil na chah ke b khamoosh reh jahta hai,kohi sab kuch keh ker dosti jitata hai tu kohi kuch na kah ker dosti nibhata hai!
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Manziloon ki her sada app ke naam,Mohabatoon ki her ada app ke naam,piyar bhari her nigha app kee naam or laboon see nikalne wali her dua app kee naam!
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In LIFE,LOVE is NEVER planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is REAL,it becomes ur PLAN for LIFE & ur REASON for LIVING!Urs $WELWISHER$
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Lafz app doo geet hum banayenge,Raasta app doo Manzil hum Banayenge ,Kushi app doo hansi hum Banayenge,App sirf Dosti kero or Dosti hum nibhyenge!
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Love is a pain there is no doctor that can explain it,it tackles the heart and affecta the brain......!
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U may have ..... some one in ur mind,some one in ur heart,some one in ur dreams.some one in ur life but Iam ur some one when u have no one!(Nomi Prince)
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Mat deekh kee kohi shakhss gunegar hai kitna'yeh dekh ke tere sath wafadar hai kitana....Mat soch ke usse kuch logoon see nafrat b hai balke yee dekh kee usse tuj see piyar hai kitna!
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Woh milan he kia judi nahi jiss main,Woh muqadder hi kia jo azmaya na jaye,Darnee walay ko ye muqadder jala deeta hai.Himat se kaam loo or koshish jare rakho!
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Kabhi yaad aaye to phone kerna ,balance nahi hoga to sms kerna,ager sms bhi na ker sako to mobile gand main dal ke vibrator on kerna.....Ba hukam Chair man!
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Kohi itna chahe tumhe too batana....Kohi tumaray itney naaz uthaye too batana....Dosti to ker lega her kohitum se....Kohi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana.....(N0Mi PriNc3)
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Ankhen app ki hoon ansoo mari ho,Dil app ka hoo dharkan mari ho,Zindagi app ki ho sansain mari hoon,Kafan app ka ho mager laash mari ho.
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Every one has different phases of life...Age 20-DIN RAAT,Age 28-ROZ RAAT,Age 38-JUMERAAT,Age 48-CHANDI RAAT,Age 58-ONLY JAZBAAT,Or Age 68-GALAT BAAT.
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Ajj main app ko salad banany ka tareeka batata hoon,sab see pehly app 1 kheera lein.....................ager takleef ho rahi hai too nikal lein,Otherwise enjoy kerein...
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Woh mangti thi main deta na tha,jawab us kee sawaloon ka.Abi rakha hi tha kay choot giya hath see phool galab ka,Woh kehti thi peechee se nahi agee se kero,dedar mare husne shabab ka.Woh kehti thi bara dard hota hai jab under jata hai,ek ek lafz janab ka!
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1+1=2 Eyes Looking 4u,1+4=5 Senses Missing u,1+23=24 Hours thinking about u,1+6=7 Days in Week Waiting 4u,1+11=12 Mounth I Always Need a Sweet Friend Like u.........*
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Hum ne tari dosti ki chahhat se apni saans ka rishta joord liya,Verna shahar main zinsa rahne ki ik surat or b thi.!
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Tu Sobah Uthay Tuj Pe Noor Charahay,Tu Nahay Tuj Pe Noor Charahay,Tu Muskeray Tuj Pe Noor Charahay,Har Wakat Tuj Pe Noor Charahay.Ap ka Talbgar "Noor Khan"HAHHAHAH!
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Ae mere SMS,Mere Do$t ke pas jana,Ager woh busy ho to shor mat machana,jab woh free ho jaye tu dheere see muskarana,Aur kehna "I MI$$ Y0U!"
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I $ent My Cares to the Wind....& said the Wind to pass them to YOU.....When U feel the Wind Blowing Againt ur face....That's Me saying TAKE CARE ! Take Care......
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Tum Haan tum! TB ke Virus Cow ke gober Kachre ke drum Avara Kuttee Nali ke keeray Maleria ke Maccher Se door rehna Mere PhooL! Just KooL!
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Chikney larkon jaisa noor tugh peh barsay,Her PATHAN teray sath soone ko tarsay"Tari zindagi main ayen itne PATHAN,Ke tu ek mint bhi SHALWAR pehnnay ko tarsay.
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Aaram se lita k, kiss ker k, Kaprey utar k, Cheack karo k kahin munnay ne SHO , SHO to nahi kiya?
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Palbhar main tut jaye woh kasam nahi
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Muhabbat ko bhool jaye woh hum nahi
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Tum bewafa bano iss baat main Gum nahi
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Kiyon ke Hamari Wafa bhi kuch kaam nahi!.
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Jo assani se mile woh hai gum.Jo mushkil see mile woh hai khushi.Jo kissi kissi ko mile woh hai piyar.Jo naseeb waloon ko mile woh hai app or app ki Do$ti,ALLAH HAFIZ!
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Ek larki thi dewani si 'Mobile lay k chalti thi ' Nazrain jhuka k Mobile main kuch kerti thi' Jab bhi milti thi mugh se yahi pucha kerti thi' Yee ON kasay hota hai...Yee On kasay hota hai....!
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Kash kabhi app hamari gali main ayen,thora shermaen,thora itraen,thora muskaraen,Thora ghabraen,Aur thora Chilain TEEN DABBA WAICH:-O
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Main ne "KHUDA"se se "DUA" mangi...DUA main apni "MOOT" mangi..."KHUDA" ne kaha tujay "MOOT" to de doon "MAGER" ose kia jawab doon....JIS ne tare "ZINDAGI" ki "DUA" mangi.....!
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Zindagi udaas honay ka naam nahi,Mohabbat sirf pass honay ka naam nahi!Ager tum door rah ker b hummain yaad rakho,Is se bara meray liye kohi inaam nahi.......
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May ALLAH Honour U,Forgive U,Purify U,accept Ur Ibadat & Duas,Elevate U, Inspire U & Shower U with HIS Noor,Mercy & Protection during "Ramadan".
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Tare palkon pe khawab rakh giya kohi......... Tari $anso pe nam likh giya kohi...... Challo vada raha tum se,bhool jana hamain,,,,,,,, Ager humse acha mill giya kohi...!
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Ek dil ka kaha mano,Ek kaam ker do,Ek benaam si mohabbat mare naam ker do,Mari zaat pe fakat itna ehsan ker do,Ek subha ko milo or shaam ker do.
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Baat jo dil ki sunho ge to daar jao ge.hum jaisa pather dil phir kahan pao ge.jaan denay ki baat to her kohi kerta hai zindagi cheenne wala kahan say lao ge.
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Suraj pass ho na ho roshni aaspass rehti hai,Chand pass ho na ho chandini aaspass rahti hai,Ap pass ho na ho aap ki yaadein hamesha pass rehti hain.
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Challo tum asa kero...Chand se thori c matti lo...Phir us do bout (idol) banao...Aik tum jaisa ho ,aik mare jaisa...Phir kuch asa kero...Inboutoon ko toor do.Phir see matti goondho lo...Phir se is k do bout banao....Ke tum main kuch kuch main reh jaoon,Mugh main kuch kuch tum reh jaoo.
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Kiya wo ayi? Wo kab aygi? Wo aygi b ya nahi? Wo zaroor aygi na? Usay ana chahye! Muje lagta hai ke wo agee! Ap ke face per ek cute c SMILE:-) aaee na!
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Har kali tum se khushboo udhar mangay,aftab tum se noor udhar mangay,Rab karey tum dosti nibahoo asi ke,Log mugh se tumhari dosti udhar mangay.
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When the sky looks blue
"I MISS YOU"
When the dreams come true
"I MISS YOU"
When the flowers covered with dew
"I MISS YOU"
When the day comes new
"I MISS YOU"
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App muskarate bahoot hoo.Dil ko bhate bahoot hoo.Dil to karta hai k app ko Dinner per le jaown,Per kia keroon Zalim app khate bahoot hoo.
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Bahoot dinb howey hain dekhay howe tujhe yar,Ahja ahja soorat dikha maray yar.khirki pe yar ik bar phir tu ahja,Tarsay nayan teri soorat ko ahja,Hoonaay dee nain phir 4,Hoga tu kasay mujh se begaana,Toray ga kasay eoh rishta purana,Dhondh ke dil dekhyar ahja ahja.Sochta hon kasay main khud ko rook paon ga,Samnay ho ga tu main lipat jaon ga,Ro doon gamain zaara zaara.Ahaja ahjaaaa soorat dikha ja maray yar!
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Laakh is dill ko hum ne sumjhaya, Dil yahan phir bhi hum ko le aya. SALAM! SALAM! tumhari mehfil main ah gae hain, To kiyon na hum ye bhi kaam ker lain. SALAM! karnay ki aarzoo hai, Idhar jo dekho salam kar lain. Ye Dil hai jo ah gaya hai tum par, Warna such ye hai banda perwar.Jissay bhi hum dekh lain palat ker, Ussi ko apna ghulam ker lain. Bahoot si batain hain tum kokehni, Bahoot si batain hain hum ko kehni, Khabhi jo tanha milo kahen tum, To batain hum ye tamam kar lain. Woh laila majnu ki ho mohabbat, Ke sheeree farhaad ki ho ulfat, Zara si tum jo dikhao jurrat, To hum bhi un jessa naam kar lain. Tumhari mehfil main ah gae hain, To kiyon na hum ye bhi kaam ker lain. SALAM! karnay ki aarzoo hai, Idhar jo dekho SALAM! ker lain.
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Wada ker ke nibhanay walay kam hotay hain, ishq na karna ishq main gham he gham hotay hain. Main na mil sako jo tum se, Mari jostujo na karna. Mughay jis se hai Mohabbat, Ussay hai ajjab aadat. kabhi mun ko pheer lena, kabhi guftgu na karna. Tumhain mari he kasam hai Mari arzoo na kerna. Main ne chaha tha kisi ko, Mara haal kia hai dekho. Jo kia kasoor main ne, Wohi tum kabhi na kerna, Tumhain mari he kasam hai Mari arzoo na kerna. Mari hoager burraye to na dena tum safaye Maray sath khud ko ruswa kabhi kuba-ku na kerna, Tumhain Mari he kasam hai Maray arzoo na kerna. Kohi pochay baadnasibi ki hai intaha bhi kohi. to mari misaal dena tum mujhay namoo na kerna. Tumhain Mari he kasam hai Mari arzoo na kerna. Mian na mil sako jo tum se mari joustaju na kerna.
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Ek dinBaharoon k phool Murjha jaeen ge.Jab bhole se hum kabi yaad ayen ge. Ehsaas hoga tumko humhari chaht ka. Jab dor tum se bahoot dor chale jaen ge.
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"PHOOL"
Khushboo ke liye
"PIYAR"
Nibhany ke liye
"AANKHAIN"
Dil churany ke liye
Or ye sms App ko
"MARI YAAD"
Dilany k liye.

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Is qadar hum app ko chahte hain. Ke duniya wale jal jate hain. Yun to hum sub ko ulloo banate hain.Per app zara jaldi ban jate hain..... Keep smiling:-)
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Ye aisa msg hai jisey.... Bewakof perhty hain, Nalaek reply kertay hain, Gadhay delete kertey hain or pagal save kerlitay hain, App kia karnay wale hain?:-?
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Pathar ab kia pheenk rahay ho, Hum pehlay se zakhmi hain.Dil par kitnay zakham lagay hain, Choroo tumhain ginwaen kiya. Dagh ye dil nepaae hain kasay,Tumhain hum kiya samjaheen kah gaye hain pahgal kehne wale.
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Ek shaam ki tooti howi dehleez pe bethay, Hum dil ke ujarne ka sabbab dhund rahe hain.
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Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya,chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra,taaro ne chamkna chor diya
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Agar kal hum na bhi rahen.. humari yaadein sada rahengi.... sirf nazar uthake dekhna chand ko.. humari dosti ki tasveer wahan bani rahegi@
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Khuda hum ko aisi khudai na dey, Key apney siwa kuch dikhai na dey, Khatawaar samjhey gi duniya tujhey, Ab itni zyada safai na dey, Hanso aaj itna key is shor mein, Sada siskiyon ki sunai na dey, Mujhey apni chadar mein is tarah dhaap lo, Zameen asmaan kuch dikhai na dey, Khuda aisey ihsaas ka naam hai, Rahey samney aur dikhai bhi na dey,
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«•´¨*•.¸.*¤~*Tum is tarhan wafa*~¤*.¸.•*¨`•» Tum is tarhaan wafa ke laaj nebhaye rakhna. Apne ansoono ko bhi anchal mei chopaye rakhna. Kahein dekhna le yeh dunya tum ko, Meri tasveer ko dil mei chopaye rakhna. Agar pochay yeh merey barey mein koi. muskora kar tum is ko jawab dena. Keh dena hamri muhabat nakam nahi. dono kay naseeb mein lekha hai door rehna.
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Jinhe baar baar hota hai woh pyaar nahin hota, Ye aur baat hai ki tumhe aaitbaar nahin hota.. Agar ye aag hoti baar baar Dil mein lagne wali, To mujhe aaj bhi Kisi ka intezaar nahin hota.. __________ Kyonki main jaantaa hoon ki __________ Dil baar baar khota nahin, Sabse to pyaar hota nahin.... Sham Hue mein betha, Aaj teri tasveer ke pass, Zaroor gazlein bhi bethi hongi, Aapne Meer ke pass Kabhi kisi se pyar nahi karna, Kabhi kisi ka itebaar nahi karna, Jinki aadat ho vaade bhula dene ki, Unka kisi mod par intezaar nahi karna
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Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida, Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi, Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera Is tarah sataane se kya faaida, Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan, Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida
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UJAALY APNI YADOON K HAMARAY SAATH RAHNAY DO, NAJANAY KIS GALI MAIN ZINDAGI KI SHAAM HO JAYE! AGAR TUM BAAT KA MARI YAQEEN KARO JAANA, MUMKIN HAI K ZINDAGI TUMHARAY NAAM HO JAYE! BAS EK TUM HI TO HO MARAY KHAYALOON KA MAHWAR, AGAR TUM PAAS AA JAAO ZARA AARAAM HO JAYE! DIN BHAR TUMHAIN SHOCTA HOON MAIN IS TARHA, GAR RAAT KO CHALY PATA WO BHI MAHARBAAN HO JAYE! JAB DOOR JATAY HO BADI BACHANI SI HOTI HAI, GAR TUM PAAS AA JAO TO ZINDAGI AASAAN HO JAYE! JAB GUZRAY HUAYE PALOON KO MAIN SOCHTA HOON SHAKER, DAR SA LAGTA HAI KAHAIN WO PARESHAAN NO HO JAYE!
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Us ko Chaha bhi to izhaar kerna nahi aaya Cut gai umer mager pyaar kerna nahi aaya Us ney manga bhi ager kuch to judai mangee Aur hum thay kay hum ko inkaar bhi kerna nahi aaya
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sochta hoon usy neend bhi aati ho gi ya meri tarhan faqat aashq bahati ho gi wo meri shakal mera nam bholany wali apni tasweer say kya aankh milati hogi sham hoty hi chokhat par jala kar shameen apny palkoon par kayi khowab sulati hogi is nai silwa bhi liay hon gay siya rang libas ab moharam ki tarhan Eid mnati ho gi hoti ho gi mery bossy ki talab mein pagal jab bhi zulfoon mein koi phol sjati ho
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Dosti ke Rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty.., Hum aap se kabhi b khafa ho nahi sakty.., aap bhaly hum ko bhool kar So jao.., Hum aap ko yaad kiye bina So nahi sakty...@@@@grp msg
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Tear When Drops from your eye You sometimes feels shy Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes wants to cry Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes feel embarrass Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes feels alone But when tears are of happiness You sometime feels gladness
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App samjhay Hum ne app ko bhula rakha hai,app nahi jantay dil main basa rakha hai,dekha na lae kohi ap ko humari ankhoon main,is liye pulkon ko jhuka rakha hai.
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Khawab ki musafat se, Waseal ki tamazat se,Roz'o'Shab riazat se, Kiya mila mohabbat se? Ail hijr ka sehra!Aik sham yadoon ki!Aik thaka hua aansoo....!
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Arzoo thi humain itni, zehkay si moot mil jae, Saari duniya main kisi say to mohabbat mil jae, Jeetay je paaya na kuch hum ne zamanay waloo, Ab janazay jo to rukhsat ki ijazat mil jae.Poch rahay hain poochnay walay, Lakin hum batlayen kia , Dagh ye dil ne paae hain kasay ,Un ko hum samjhaye kia, Kitnay daagh hainiss daman main ,Kitnay daagh hain maathay par, Jo hum ko apnaa saktay thae,such hai hamain apnaaye kia. Poocha rahay hain poochnay walay.Jo apno ki basti thi ab nagri hai beganoo ki,k kiyon yahan hai suunnay wala, Dil ki baat sunayen kia.Pooch rahay hain Poochnay walay.Pathar ab kia pheenk rahay hoo, Hum pehlay se zakhmi hain. Dil par kitnay zakham lagay hain,Choro tumhain ginwaye kia, Daagh ye dil ne pae hain kasay.
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Ankhon see mare is liye lali nahi jati.Yadoon se kohi rat bi khali nahi jati.Tum jan bi mango too khushi se dee doon.Tari too kohi baat bhi tali nahi jati.
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"DIL" $e "DIL" juda nahi hote. Yun hi kisi per fida nahi hote."PIYAAR" $e bara to "DO$TI" ka "RI$HTA" hai. Kiyon ke "DO$T" kabi "BEWAFA"nahi hote........!
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Soch raha hoon kiya likhoon,Suncha dil ka haal likhoon parjo dil main rehta hai usay haal-e-dil kiya likhon, Socha piyar ki batain likhoon par jo khud piyar hai usay piyar k baree main kiya likhon , Socha zindagi ki khahani likhoon par jo khud zindagi hai usay afaana-i-zindagi kiya likhoon, Socha chaannd khushiyaan likhoon par jo khud har khishi hai usay asbab-e-khushi kiya likhoon, Socha ek khawaabn likhoon par jo kud mari haqeqat hai usay kiya likhoon!
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A to Z
A- ALLAH se daro,
B- BISMILLA se shuru koro,
C- Choor ko saza do,
D- Deen sikho,
E- Eilum hasil kero,
F- Farz ada kero,
G- Gussa mat kero,
H- Haj kero,
I- Ibadat kero,
J- Jannat milegi,
K- Kalima yaad kero,
L- LAILAHA ILLALLAH,
M- MOHAMMADUR RASOOLUALLAH,
N- Namaz parho,
O- Omar ka lihaz kero,
P- Parda kero,
Q- Quran paro,
R- Roza rakho,
S- Shuker ada kero,
T- Touba kero,
U- Ummeed rakho,
V- Vazoo se raho,
W- Waqt ki kader kero,
X- Xtra nafil paro,
Y- Yakeen ALLAH per rakho,
Z- Ziker ALLAH ka kero.
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Mughe Dhundoo



















"Kiay howa thaak gaye kiya"
"Nahi"
"To phir dhundo"






















"AB RAHNE DO"
Pagal apne dil main dekho.
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Hum Nazroon Se Dur Hain Aankhon Se Nahi, Hum Khawaboon Se Dur Hain Khayaloon Se Nahi, Hum Dil Se Dur Hain dhadkan Se Nahi, Hum Ap Se Dur Hain Ap Ki Yadoon se Nahi.
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Tari hayaat ka har lamha Shaadmah guzay, Bahar sajda karay Tu jahaan jahaan guzray, KHUDA naseeb kare tugh ko zindagee ki khushi, Tu Surkhroo hojo kussi imtahaan se guzray.
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Hum tare dil main rahein gay ek yaad ban ker, Tare labbon pay khilain gay muskan ban ker, Kabhi hummay apnay se juda na samajna, Taray sath chalein gay aasmaa ban ker.
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Ramzan rehmatoon orBarkatoon wala mahhina hai is mahhine may apna khas khiyaal rakhna...!
Kiyon ke .......... Farishtey "SHETANOON" ko dhnd dhond ker phenti laga rahee hain.
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Dil se dil bari mushkil se milte hain, Tufano mein sahil bari mushkil se mailte hain, Yun to mil jate hain hazaroon, Mager app jase dost naseeb walon ko buri mushkil se milte hain.
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DO$T ne DIL ka haal batana CHOOR diya, Hum ne bhi GEHRAHI main jana choor diya. JAB us ko hi doori ka EHSAAS nahi, HUM ne b EHSAAS kerna choor diya.
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Boys and girls r playing antaakshari in a bus......
Girls:Hum sub tumhe HARA KE DIKHAYENGEEN........!!
A Naughty Boy:Hum haar gaye, ab tum DIKHAAO.
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Tuje kiya khabar tari yaad ne humain kaise kaise sata dia, Khabhi khalwatoon main hansa dia, Khabhi mehfilon main rula dia, Tare ishq main kabhi yun hua ke namaz apni qaza howi, Tari arzu ne kabhi muje meire pak RAB se mila dia.
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Hummain tum se mohabbat hai humara imtahaan le lo.Ager chaho to dil le lo ager chahoo to jaan le lo.Hummain tum bhol mat jana ye ek feryad kertay hain.Wafa ki shart say bhi hum tummainazad kartay hain.Zubaan bhi han na kholein gay ye tum hum say zubaan le lo.Ager chaho to dil le lo ager chaho to jaan le lo.Zamana kuch nahi ek rangeen dhokha hai.Tumhary piyar pay lekinhummain pora bharosa hai.Khizan ke ghum hummainde do baharon ka saman le lo.
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?°O°oO°??°O°oO°??°O°oO°??°O°oO°??°O°oO°??°O°oO°? It's a chain of love......if u wont pass this to all the members in ur list u will lose ur best friend
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Mara lafa lafz dua dua,Maray aansuon se dhula howa.Tughay zindagi ki saher mile.tughay khushiyon ka safar mile.Tum sada yunhe hanstay rahoo!
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Woh maut bhi bari suhani hogi,Jo disti main ap ki ani ho hogi.Ye wada raha ap se k pehle hum jayenge,Kiyon ke ap k welcome ki rasam bhi nibhani hogi.
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Jab kabhi mosam may khushbo bekar jaye.Jab kabhi chandni main raat nekar jaye.Jab kabhi baywaja dil machal jaye,Too smaj jana k?Dil se hum nay tum ko yaad kia hai!
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Rafaqatoon k silsilay na toot jayen kaheen,kabhi kabhi milnay ka silsila rakhna.Mana k or log bhi hain Qreeb tare Mager Mari ZAAT ko orron say Kuch Juda RAKHNA!
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Tari Ankhon ki thankeen,Tari Nigahoon ka Sakut,Darhaqeqqt kohi rangeen sharart hi na ho,Main jise Dosti ka andaz samajh betha hoon,Woh Tabsum Woh Taklum tari adat hi na hoo.
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Zuban khamush ankon mein nami hogi yehi ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi bharnay ko to har zakham bhar jayeen ge kahsee bhare gi woh jaga jahan tari kami hogi.
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BETA:papa papa, muje choot chahiay!
BAP:beta choot bahoot mehngi hai tum gand mar lo!
BETA:kiss ki papa?
BAP:ye uncle sms parh kar farigg ho jain in ki........!
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Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer
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ISHQ DA JISNOON BUKHAAR AA JAANDA TIME USDA KHARAAB AA JAANDA HOR BHANWE KUJH AAWE NA AAWE TAARE GIN GIN KE HISAB AA JAANDA
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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi Hun assi ve sehra sajavange, Saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi, Hun teri choti bhen fasavange.....:P
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Parna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh aas, Chak rajai te so jaa kuriye. Rabb karaiga pass.....
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaan ke poch layi thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kuri fasayi hoyi ae.....
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Mahfil main na sahi tanhai main to yad karo ge, Kabhi to khuda se faryad karo ge, Na mila na miley ga marey jaisa dost, Kabhi to is bat par naz karo ge
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PHOL BAN KAR MUSKARANA ZINDAGI HAI. MUSKARA K GHUM BULANA ZINDAGI HAI. JIT KAR TUM KHUSH HOWAY TO KIYA HOWA. HAR KAR KHUSHIYA MANNA ZINDAGI HAI.
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JUB BHI MILA GHUM MILA GHUM KE SIWA KUCH NA MILA , UMEED - E - WAFA JIS SE BHI KI THOKAR KE SIWA KUCH NA MILA ,,
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twinkle twinkle little star teri girl friend gayi bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
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Khushion se naraz hai humarai zindagi, pyar ki mohtaj hai humari zindagi, has lete hai duniya ko dikhane ke liye, varna dard ki kitab hai humari zindagi
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Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chorkar log karte hain pyar?? } decent
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi :-Smein dance kaun karega
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tumhari yaad dilse jane nahi deingay.... tumharay jesa dost khonaye nahi dain gaye .... shrafat say pm main baat kar liya karo.... warna !!!!!!!!! bohat marian gaye or ronaye nahi dain gaye
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I want to kiss your lips, I want to play with your teeth, I want to taste your toung
Hay donot confuse who am I???? "TOOTH PASTE"
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When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her
mind. When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I 'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you,
she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your
chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says I love you,
she means it. When a GIRL says "I miss you", No one in this
world can miss you more than that send this to everyone in
your list or u will have bad luck in your love... U will get
kissed on Friday. Don’t break this!
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Kub kon kisi ka hota hai Sub jhootay rishtay naatay hain Sub dil rekhnay ki baatain hain Sub asli roop chupaatay hain Ikhlaaq say khaali log yahan Lafzoon k teer chalaatay hain Ik baar nigahon mein aa k Phir saari umr rulatay hain Ab us ko bhoul hi
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*Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga Guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein Kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
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Mere dil, jiger, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge....Juda Hona Chaha T0 Bhi Hone Nahin Denge....Chandni Ratoon Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad....Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap K0 Sone Nahin denge...:x:x:x
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teri dosti is tarhain nibhayenge....Tum Roz khafa Hona hum Roz Manayege.....Par Maan Jana Manane Se....Warna Yeh BheeGi Palkein Le Ke Kahan Jayenge.......:xgujrati:x
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There are 100 angels in this world! 40 r sleeping!! 30 r working!!! 20 r playing!!!! 9 r blessing!!!!! n 1 is reading this message!!!!!! send this to 10 people!!!!!!! if u get 1 reply..u r poor in relation!!!!!!!! if u get 2...u need some one to support !!!!!!!!! if u get 3..u r average in nature!!!!!!!!!! if u get 4 u r friend to many!!!!!!!!!!! if u get 5 replies someone luvs u!!!!!!!!!!!! if u get 6 some one really wants u beyond love!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u get 7 some one is praying GOD to get marry with u!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u get 8 u r so mankind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u get 9 u r worthfull having friend like ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n if u get TEN replies am worthfull having friend like YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....... I better hope get this back!!!!!!!
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