There are some Jokes! Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. Musharaf is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Manmohan is thinking: if this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...JAI HIND **************************************************************** 2 pathan bank lotnay k liye gay. per pistol lay jana bhool gay.lakin heran kun toor per bank loot kar aa gay. pata hay kaisay?? ?????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????? Bank ka Manager bhi Pathan tha us nay kaha k "KHOCHA HUM KO TUM PAY ITEBAR HAY ABHI PAISA LAY JAO PISTOL KAL AA KAR DIKHA DENA" Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *************************************************** 1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her 2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life. 3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT" chaal main"NAJAKAT" dil me"SACHCHAI" aur chehre me"SAFAI" Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . . 4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti. 5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO? Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du? Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do. 6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye. Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye. Pada hua tel bhi le gayi, Tadka lagane ke liye...!! Wah wah... 7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! 8) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi. 9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna, Har langoti mein diaper apna! 10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY? Socho.. Aur socho yaar.. "COIN".. ************************************************ Ramu: "Masterjee! Masterjee!, bus streeling hE ya pulling." Masterjee Kaan khujaate huye soch'ne lage. Tabhee ek doosra chhaatra bol paRa, Shyamu: "Masterjee! yah streeling hE" Masterjee aur Ramu saath saath bole: "Kyon?" Shyamu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chaDh'te hain." Masterjee yah sun ke pareshaan ho gaye aur Ramu ke man men bhee kyee savaal uTh'ne lage. Phir Ramu bola, Ramu: "Agar bus stree ling hai aur sab uspe chadh'te hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?" Masterjee ko samajh men naheen aa raha tha ki aakhir ho kya raha hai. Shyamu: "Kyon ki sab peechhe se chadh'te hain." Masterjee ne to sharam se mun'h Dhak liya par Ramu it'nee jaldee haar maan'ne vaala naheen tha aur bol paRa, Ramu: "Maana sabhi peechhe se chadh'te hain, par driver aur conductor to aage se chadh'te hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?" Masterjee ke maathe pe pasina chhalak'ne laga. Syamu: "Kyon ki woh donon topi pehan'ke chadh'te hain." Masterjee ko vaheen chakkar aa gaya aur class men gir paRe. ****************************************************** ek laR'kee ek paad'ree ke paas pahoonchee. or bolee "father! Aj mujh'se bahut baRa paap ho gaya hE. mEn'ne ap'ne boy friend ko haraam jaada kah diya." "yah to Theek naheen huA par phir bhee tum'ne use haraam jaada kyon kaha." "father! us'ne mera chumma liya." "tumhaara kah'ne ka mat'lab Ese." "haan father Theek aise hee us'ne mujhe chooma." "par yah to koee khaash baat naheen hE." "par is'ke baad us'ne seedhe meree bra men haath Daal diya." "Ese jaise abhee main haath Daal raha hoon. "haan father." "Esa ho jaata hE kabhee kabhee." "phir us'ne mere saare kap'Re utaar diye or mujhe pooree nangee kar diya." "Theek Ese hee jEse mEn ab ek ek kar'ke tumhaare kap'Re utaar raha hoon." "haan father." "par phir bhee tumhen use haraam jaada naheen kah'na chaahiye." "is'ke baad father us'ne mujhe jam ke choda." "Ese". pad'ree ne us'kee chootn men ek tag'Ra shot lagaate poochha "haan....or jor se father." "na..na..tumhen haraam jaada kah'ne ka koyee adhikaar naheen hE." Pad'ree garadan hila raha tha aur use chode jaa raha tha. par father chod'ne ke baad us'ne bataaya ki us'ko AIDS hE." "oh saalee ranDee ! haraam jaadee kaheen kee." **************************************************** 1) 7men of good design,made a pussy so divine.1st a butcher full of wit,used a knife &made a slit.2nd a carpenter big& bold, used a drill 2 bore a hole .3rd a tailor tall&thin used red velvet2line it in.4th a hunter short&stout used fox fur 2line it out.5th a fisherman nasty as hell,threw in a fish&gave it a smell.6th a vicar name of Mcgee felt it & blessed it&said it could pee.7th a sailor a dirty old runt,sucked it&fucked it&called it a cunt 2) Burial worker: Ur husband's coffin isn't closing due 2 his erect penis. Wife: Cut it & put in his ass, coz thats the only hole in d town he hasn't fucked. 3) SARDAR got promotion from a clerk to a manager.. He went home and told his wife- "Tu aaj Raat se Manager k Saath soyegi' 4) Boy-thr is vry soft & lovely thng in ur bra. Grl-wat? boy-ur heart. Grl-thr is vry sexy thing btw ur legs. Boy-wat's dat? Grl-ur bike! 5) What will the Lady Bus conductor's say as a matter of habit before having sex? "Chalo andar chalo, Aage bahut jaga hai, Aage chalo bahar latko mat... **************************************************** ********Some More********** 1) Wife-Aji sunte ho sham ko aate waqt condom lete aana. khatam ho gay hain! Kam wali-Hai bibi ji apne to mere muh ki baat chheen li !! 2) ladkiyan dupatta kyon odhati hai... kyon ki hamare iss mahaan india ki parampara hai ki khane pine ki chijon ko dhak kar rakha jata hai... 3) pata chala ki kal teri kanpati par gun laga di gayi or 2 option diye gaye: 1. Jaan do 2. Gaand do sun kar khushi hui k tum zinda ho. waise dard kaisa hai? 4) Bap ne bete ko muth marte dekha to uski shadi karadi aur 4 din bad pucha ab khush? Beta:kya khak khush 3 minute mein to uska hath dukhne lagta hai. 5) Define Breast..? try try.. try yaar.. B - Beautiful R - Round Shaped E - Equipment A - Amazingly S - Soft With T - Tasty Milk ..Peo aur jeo... ************************************************** PREMI Agar tum mil jaao tu tumhein chud dein gey hum paa kar choot teri sab kuch chod dein gey hum bas teri hi tangon ki vadi ka nizara lein gey hum bina tere kissi aur ko nah lun piyara dein gey hum agar tum mil jaao........ ......... ......... ......... ......... PREETI darti hoon tumhari in baton mein nah aa jaon mein sun kar tahreef apni dhoka nah kha jaaon mein jee tu kehta hey tum ko apne dil mein basa loon mein tere is piyare se lun ko choot mein chuppa loon mein agar tum wahda....... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... . PREMI komal ho nazak ho chudne ka ehzaz rahey ga humein aur iss lun se chudwaane ka naaz rahey ga tumhein tum ko nah ho koi takleef yeh lehaaz rahey ga humein gar tum mil jaao........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ... PREETI tum ne sahi kaha sahi kehtey ho sahi kaho gey yaqeen karo mere dil mein tum samaay raho gey bol ke tu dekho mein maanoon gi tum jo kaho gey kitna maza aey ga meri tangon mein jab kho jao gey. gar tumhein paa sakoon...... ......... ......... ......... ..... PREMI lun ko hey zid yeh choot mein khelna chahta hey kuch der geeli garam choot mein rehna chahta hey shararti hey bahut kheley ga choot ko khujae ga khujate khujate choot ko thak kar aanso bahaaye ga aur phir thori der aur reh kar wahn bahir aa jata hey gar tum ander jaane do PREETI choot mein meri tu har waqt khujli hoti hey lakh koshish ki koi khujane wala milta nahein tadap tadap jati hoon bina khujaey jab yeh roti hey kiya karon mein ungliun se bhi kaam chalta nahein gar tumhein paa sakoon tu.......... ......... ......... ......... . PREMI phir jaan e man maan jao jaane do ander lun ko mille gi shaanti choot ko aur tere sunder mun ko bas ab tum tangein apni zara sii aur khol do sukhi rahey choot rasta milley jane ka ander lun ko gar tum maan jaao........ ......... ......... ......... ......... .... PREETI iss ko bolo ander jaaey aur kuch tu kare khujli mitt jaaey aaj itna choot ko ragde khele koodey yeh beshak oodham machaay paani paani ho jaon mein yun choot khujaaey gar tumko paa sakoon...... ......... ......... ......... ... PREMI dekho ab yeh kitne shauq se ander jaa aa raha hey phisalta koodta ragadta sukh de aur paa rah hey . yeh sar apna tum meri jaan kiun phatak rahi ho lagta hey vadiun mein saroor ki bhatak rahi ho yun hi bhatakti raho essa saroor dein gey hum PREETI kuch nah poocho kitna maza mujhey aa rah hey kesse yeh lucha choot mein aa aur jaa rah hey. kiya kahoon kiya hey akhir is ki khujahat mein jee kare mein apni jaan de doon iski chahat mein gar tumhari chahat ............ ......... ......... ......... ....... PREMI accha ab kuch jhatke kuch dhake zor se lagane do garden mein daldo hath tum tangein ooper uthane do haan bas isi treh neeche se hilo lun ko aane jane do tum ko mil giya jeeven niya mujhey bhi maza pane do gar tum yun hi ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .. PREETI mujhey milli raahat itni paseena paseena saari hoon ji chay choomon chatoon lun ki mein itni ubhari hoon ab tu meri chah hey jab tum chaho mujhey chud lena jesse aaj bhri hey choot lun ne issi treh bhar dena GAR TUM MILL JAAO........................... ******************************************************** Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai, Aur kyon na ho, Janaab... Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' hai! ********************************************************* Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The boy's hand ********************************************************* Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front". ********************************************************** Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ? Scroll Down for answer A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...... Anyways... Here s one more.... Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ? Scroll Down for answer The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you...... Anyways... Here s one more.... Ques 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ? Scroll Down for answer A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you.... Anyways... Here's one more.... Ques 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ? Scroll Down for answer A Fire Brigade WHY R U CONFUSED???* ************************************************** MUNNI MUNNA DUET ================= Munni woh din yaad karo, Jab Hum-Tum saath Nahaate the. Tum Choot pe Saabun malti thi, Hum Lund pe Jhaag uThaate the. Munna woh din beet gaye, Ab Choot chhupaane ki hai baari, Bhoolo un beeti Yaadon ko, Munni Bharat ki ab hai Naari. Munni woh din yaad karo.. Jab Hum Doctor-Mareez ban jaate the. Dil ki dhadkan check karne ko, Choochi pe ragad lagaate the. Munna who din beet gaye, Ab choochi choli ke andar hai. Ghoor-Ghoor ke dekh tu Mummey, Ab Tu bhookha Bandar hai. Munni who din yaad karo?. Jab Hum-Tum saath mein Sote the, Tum Choot mein Kheti karti thi, Hum Lund pe ganne bote the. Munna woh din beet gaye, Jab Choot mein hoti thi Kheti. Ab Lund ki faslon ke darr se, Meri Choot akeyli hai Soti. Munni woh din yaad karo... Jab luka-chhipi khelte the Hum. Tum Lahanga pahan ke aati thi, Aur usme chhup jaate the Hum. Munna woh din beet gaye.. Jab ghus jaate the tum Lahange mein. Ab tum poorey Bhaaloo ho, Aur Shahad ka chhatta Lahange mein. Munni woh din yaad karo... Jab Saath mein khele the Holi. Choot mein ungli daali humne, Bhigaa ke teri wo choli. Munna wo din beet gaye... Ab choot humaari pyaari hai. Kyon Holi ki baatein ab jab, Lauda tera bhikhaari hai. MUNNA (Rote Hue!): Munni woh din beet gaye Sachmuch hee woh din beet gaye. Ab Choot ke Darshan ki khaatir, Hum Choot-Chalisa padhte hain. Par Choot naheen Darshan deti, Hum Lund ragadte rahte hain. Par waqt Humaara aayega, Jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge. Tum lund-lund chillaogi, Hum choot mein Danda pelenge. Munni Munne ko kam na samajh, Yeh teri maiyya chodega. Tu pair pakad kar royegi Teri choot mein bamboo thokegaa. Munna bhi hai Bharat ka, Tujhko Nanga kar dega. Tu lakh jod lena tango ko, Teri choot ko choosega. Tujhko poora geela karke, Munna lund andar ghusaayega. Choosega tere honthon ko, Choochi teri chabaayega. Tu cheekhegi, chillayegi par, Koi naheen bachaayega. Ragad Ragad ke Munna lega, Apni tujhe banaayega. **************************************************** Whats the diff between a lollipop and a penis ? . . . . . The lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick **************************************************** FIFA QUESTION What is the difference between young girl and foot ball match? Match:one ball , and 2 goal point Young girl: 2 balls and 1 goal...... **************************************************** Vivek aur Rakhi sex kar rahe thei to unke 9 saal key ladke Sateesh ne dekh liya,Next morning jab Sab breakfast kar rahe thei to Sateesh ko raat wali baat yaad aa gayee aur woh apni mum se poochhta hai. Sateesh: mum aap raat dad ke ooper chad kar kya ker rahi thee aap ko bahut pasina bhee aya hua thaa. Rakhi (Jaldi se boli): beta kya bataon tere dad ke peit mein gas bhar gayee thee main unpar chad ke unka peit daba kar gas nikaal rahi thee. Sateesh:mum mein aapke liye bahut sorry feel karta hoon kyon ke jab aap nahin hoti to saath wali neelum auntie dad ke peit mein hmesha mooh se hawa bhar ke jaati hai aur aap ko dad ke peit se gas nikalney ke liya bahut mehnat karni padti hai. *************************************************** Guess we all r suffering frm it.. Conversation between 2 Friends: Sw1---hello SW2---hi Sw1---hey h r u??? SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u??? SW1---m fine too SW2---cool SW1---so howz life??? SW2--gud SW1--hmmmm SW1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) SW2--hmmm everything as usual SW2--so wht else??? SW1--nothing much SW2--ok SW2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) And it goes on like this until they give up Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds, then I guess u r also suffering from aur batao syndrome It means ur life is all screwed up following the usual monotonous routine. Probably u need a change in ur life something which is exciting,something which is adventurous, something which really makes u feel gud Correct???? yeh sab to thik hai AUR BATAO . . . . . . . . . . **************************************************** Are You Bored? Try These Things: Act like you just met your friend for the first time *** Announce your candidacy for President *** Annoy total strangers *** Ask a question nobody can answer *** Bark at people in the grocery store *** Be a monk...for a day *** Burp the Happy Birthday song *** Change your name...daily *** Dare to be stupid *** Exorcise a ghost *** Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail *** Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out *** Hold your hand *** Insist everyone calls you “Your highness” *** Kiss your elbow, if you can *** Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee) *** Pretend you are God *** Read a book a sentence a day *** Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good? *** Throw **************************************************** ~~~~SIGN OF BOY FLIRTING~~~~ 1. He stares at you a lot. 2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You where invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder. 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation. 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, ass, thighs, ect.) Now make a wish... *************************************************** English classes..... 1. Dont dare talk in front of my back. (wont talk at all!!) 2. Both of you three get out of the class. 3. Why are u so late? Say yes or no!!!!!!!! (kill me!!!) 4. Take 5cm wire of any length. (really!!!!) 5. I have 2 daughters both are girls. (what u sayin!!) 6. All of you stand in a straight circle. (this is too much paaji!!) 7. Quiet. The principal just passed away. (how terrible!!) 8. Give me a red ink pen of any colour. (purple chalega kya sir!!) 9. Absentees stand up. (bhooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ************************************************** Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Cheers Sherry Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!! **************************************************** Subject: Good Joke A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the Prime Minister of the India as a joke. The Prime Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister Office (North Block) in New Delhi, and those Donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ... " Gud Morning..........have a nice day ahead.. ?al?a?........... **************************************************** I'm 11 years old. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>> >>>>My mommy worked on the 20th floor >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>in the World Trade Tower. >>> >>> >>> >>>>On Sept. 11 2001 my daddy drove my mom to work. >>> >> >>>>She was running late so she left her purse in the car. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>My daddy seen it so he parked the car and went >> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>to give her the purse. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >> >That day after school my daddy didn't >>come to pick me up. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>Instead a police man came and took me to foster care . >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>Finally I found out why my daddy never came.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>I really loved him.... >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>They never found his body.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>My mom is in the the Hospital since then.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>She is losing lots of blood.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>She needs to go through surgery.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>But since my daddy is gone and no one is working.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>We have no money .. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>And her surgery cost lots of money.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>So the Red Cross said that.. >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>for every time this email is fwd we >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>Will get 10 cent for my mom's surgery. >> >>> >>> >>>>So please have a heart and fwd this to everyone you know >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>I really miss my daddy >>> and now I don't want to lose my mommy too.. R.I.P. Daddy..(James Thomas) Please foward this e-mail to as many ppl you know, each person you send it to, the red cross will donate 10 cents for m om's operation!!!!!!! Hey friends please forward this mail to as many ppl... If you love ur mother.... Bcoz... She is waiting for her mother....... It would hardly takes few minute.... ************************************************** Girl: I'm always here for you > >Boy: I know > >Girl: What's wrong? > >Boy: I like her so much > >Girl: Talk to her > >Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me > >Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. > >Boy: I just want her to know how I feel. > >Girl: Then tell her. > >Boy: She won't like me > >Girl: How do you know that? > >Boy: I can just tell. > >Girl: Well just tell her. > >Boy: What should I say > >Girl: Tell her how much you like her > >Boy: I tell her that daily. > >Girl: what do you mean? > >Boy: I'm always with her. I love her. > >Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never > >like me > >Boy: Wait. Who do you like? > >Girl: Oh some boy > >Boy: Oh... she won't like me either. > >Girl: She does > >Boy: How do you know.. > >Girl: Because, who wouldn't >like you? > >Boy: You > >Girl: You're wrong, I love you > >Boy: I love you too. > >Girl: So are you going to talk to her? > >Boy: I just did. > > > >IF U IGNORE THIS. U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT > >10 > >YEARS!!! > > > > > >Re-post as High School Drama > > > >Because you opened this, you will get kissed on friday by da luv of > >ur > >life... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! ur crush will ask u out 2morow will > >b da best day of ur life. Howeva, if u dont send dis to @ least 10 > >ppl > >by @ least 12:00 2nite, u will hav bad luck in ur luv life 4 da rest > >of ur life.. *************************************************** Li'l Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" Li'l Johnny answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" The teacher couldnt stop herself.....after the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." *************************************************